Justin Timberlake's new tune is:
- Totally electro
- Sort of lacking a hook
- Deliciously gay. (As in homotastic, not as in lame.)
- Proof that JT's totally a sub bottom. I mean, come on: Dirty, babe. You see these shackles baby? I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no-one makes me feel this way.
You think your patent leather pants were bad? Check out the custom illustrated 22" cuffs of the best 1997 raver pants ever. The orange glowed under blacklight! These were made by a raver named Imri.
...is that you?
Sometimes I get asked by cool people to help them with cool projects. I almost always say yes, but that's in part because I know that often times cool people are also, well, a little flakey and most of the time I can say yes knowing that they'll never actually take me up on it. I get to feel supportive, but I also don't actually have to help because the person is over-extended/flakey/not walking their talk/whatever and the cool project never comes to fruition.
Is that sad or just the way things are?
I think I must owe the karmabank somehow, though ... because whenever I ask people for help/favors (which I do A LOT), I always take them up on it because I'm an obsessive planner and if someone says they'll help me, I want to take advantage of it.
Almost like digital lomography...why's it gotta suck so bad?
